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Welcome to the Dorothy Killed Trudy Party!

I had asked Jolie a few days ago if I could fly with her, and she told me she had never taken a passenger up before but would think about it. When I arrived at the photo shoot, I told her that I mentioned to my mother that I might fly with her and that my mother did not like the idea one bit. Jolie laughed it off. Now, as I am watching her kick off her stilettos (she pilots barefoot) and step up onto the wing of her little white plane, she stops for a second and stares at me standing off to the side. There is a glint in her eye. A big smile spreads across her face. “Let’s go scare your mother,” she says.

Only as I am jammed in the back next to Leibovitz, bumping along the dinky little runway, does the reality of what I’m doing sink in. I imagine the headline: ANGELINA JOLIE AND ANNIE LEIBOVITZ DIE IN PLANE CRASH NEAR LAS VEGAS. I try to remember who went down with Patsy Cline, but I can’t. I am about to become a trivia question. I tell myself this will be a suitably fabulous way to die, and just like that we are in the air, floating above the desert, and my nerves are gone. “I’ll do some tight turns,” says Jolie. “Maddox likes it when there are g-forces.” [x]

Posted on 19 July, 2014
Reblogged from suicideblonde  Source 365daysofjolie

Posted on 19 July, 2014
Reblogged from dutchster  Source ferfilelek

Posted on 19 July, 2014
Reblogged from memewhore  Source turbanaroo

america-wakiewakie:

Oppression

america-wakiewakie:

Oppression

Posted on 13 July, 2014
Reblogged from lovestephe  Source america-wakiewakie

Posted on 6 July, 2014
Reblogged from echoesofthealbatross  Source elgerry82

marycin:

Untitled on We Heart It.

marycin:

Untitled on We Heart It.

Posted on 5 July, 2014
Reblogged from marycin  

"I hadn’t understood how days could be both long and short at the same time: long to live through, maybe, but so drawn out that they ended up flowing into one another. They lost their names. Only the words “yesterday” and “tomorrow” still had any meaning for me."

—  The Stranger, Albert Camus (via homo-infimus)

Posted on 5 July, 2014
Reblogged from kelsiline  Source kittison

moonbrains:

Jeff Goldblum in ‘Annie Hall’, 1977

gimme

Posted on 2 July, 2014
Reblogged from healthybabypinetree  Source femburton

"Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. We have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. We have never seen a totally sane human being."

—  Robert Anton Wilson (via sewyourlife)

Posted on 2 July, 2014
Reblogged from lovestephe  Source sewyourlife

Posted on 30 June, 2014
Reblogged from madame-ex  Source jucophoto

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

Posted on 30 June, 2014
Reblogged from thegirlbitesback  Source lalondes

gif-guy:

☆ ☆ Cool Funny Gifs ☆ ☆

Posted on 29 June, 2014
Reblogged from gif-guy  

Posted on 28 June, 2014
Reblogged from fuckyeahdementia  

Posted on 28 June, 2014
Reblogged from memewhore  Source queerpoc

micdotcom:

15 poewrful Jose Mujica quotes no other leader has the guts to say

"Modest yet bold, liberal and fun-loving."

Naming Uruguay the country of the year in 2013, the Economist may very well have described the rising nation’s head of state, President José “Pepe” Mujica.

Known for his unusual frankness, fiery oration and bold leadership to turn ideas into action, the 78-year-old leader possesses and practices the very characteristics that many world leaders fail to emulate. He has also garnered international acclaim for his progressive policies, down-to-earth personality and simple presentation, which has earned him a reputation as “the world’s poorest president.”

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Posted on 28 June, 2014
Reblogged from memewhore  Source micdotcom


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