December 2010
Sharks- they only bite when you touch their private parts.
Will someone please take me to see Tron?
Not smart.
Know how I know I’m dumb? I had a satisfying flossing session, then promptly ate a bag of Smartfood.
day 1 - post 15 facts about yourself.
1 - Night is my day, and the daytime is my nightmare.
2 - I have slept with only one person, ever, for 16 years.
3 - I secretly yearn to be accosted by Stacy and Clinton, but I could never be on TV.
4 - I steal needles from doctors offices and ER rooms, they are the best for splinters and ingrowns.
5 - Nothing freaks me out more than the concept of...
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